jackerlope:

"how will i explain gay couples to my children”

if you can explain to your children that an immortal man in a red suit who lives in the north pole travels around the entire world on one night every year on a sleigh carried by magical flying deer i think itll be easy enough to tell them two people are in love



ebtdeponis:

lordsmaf:

This confuses me on so many levels

slavery

vagabondpixie:

aurorae:

(by rufeng0758)

Goat selfie



How every high school movies goes
  • New kid: become friends with the nerd
  • Nerd: shows new kid around school
  • New kid: OMG WHO IS THAT *popular kid*
  • Nerd: yOu'lL nEveR haVe a ChanCe
  • New kid: they get together




britneysbaldhead:

*sees porn on my dash*

me:

image



unamusedsloth:

This dog has a heart of gold.



I do all this alone, everything I achieve, I achieve alone, because it’s my head I’m locked into, and I share this space with nobody but myself.
 Alex Garland, The Coma (via dopatonin)

(Source: wordsnquotes)



wmagazine:

Rainbow brights
Photograph by Neil Gavin; W magazine August 2014. 





itscaralanablog:

Ride