snorlaxatives:

me: *eats cookie dough*

some weak ass person: “you’ll get salmonella poisoning!!!” 

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teshima-junta:

do you ever look at your url and go “hell yeah”

(Source: teshima-junta)



officialprincewilliam:

when you’re taking a shit at your spanish friend’s 3rd birthday party and you have to check your email

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(Source: officialprincewilliam)





nudqe:

"white people can’t danc-"

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"white people can’t twer-"

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daftwithoneshoe:

sirlightbulb:

communistweed:

sirlightbulb:

i don’t even understand how boy bands from the late 90’s dance so well

yeah they’re always so nsync

YOU FUCKING DIDNT

Alright, calm down, if you’re going to fight, take it to the back street, boys.



katara:

im in a mentally abusive relationship with myself 










ruinedchildhood:

When Internet Explorer asks to be your default browser.






(Source: playdead1991)