and my snacks
*tries to get eight hours sleep in 3 hours*
casually call people “human” to unsettle them and make them question what sort of being you are
my life is an episode of punkd except nobody comes out to tell me it’s all a joke and it goes on forever
Unsubscribing from email lists is surprisingly satisfying.
we need to talk buddy„„„„„,ur way too cute„„„„„,tone it down a bit„„„„„,im tryna sleep but ur cute ness is keeping me awake
if youre attractive and you talk to me first, chances are im very confused